What are friends for?

Ha! First my 'friend' who happens to be a plumber wouldn't come over to fix my leak (or help fix it) yet he calls me at least once a day to find out if I have found him a job yet. He doesn't like doing home health care (which is what he does now) and wants me to find him a job doing apartment maintenance or something...Like I'm gonna take my own time (what extra time do I have anyhow?)...He's rescheduled to come tomorrow instead of today because my kids are home till 2pm and he doesn't like them interrupting...Well, maybe he should find someone else to help with his job search?? I swear the only time people call me is when they want something....*sigh*

Then my other friend calls (the one who ran my car into the ground and it cost me over $400 to get it fixed?). She wants to borrow my carpet cleaner (I haven't heard from her since I told her she can't borrow the car a couple of months ago). I told her I sold it so that I could recoup some of the money it cost to repair the car. So she gets all upset and says she would've bought it (yeah, right, she would've wanted a payment plan and never paid)...Then she asked what we were doing for a carpet cleaner so I told her we got a new one. We haven't even gotten to use our new one yet, but she gets all offended that I won't let her borrow that one....

Jeeze, who's gonna call next and what are they gonna want???