That recipe...and other TBM info

This is supposed to be the recipe for a GIRL...(Keep reading if you don't know what TBM means LOL)

1. Have Dh DTD in a cup (or condom and empty into cup - be warned, this way is messy!).

2. Using lime juice (either bottled or fresh squeezed - fresh has higher pH though, so you may need more juice), checking with pH strips, add however many drops of juice it takes to the sample, to get the pH to around 4.

3. Hold your cup of sperm + lime (splime!) in a basin of hot water for 30 seconds, then take it out and let it sit for 10 minutes while you do step 4...

4. Using a mix of 1 tablespoon of lime juice + 1 tablespoon of pre-boiled water, douche with a needleless syringe. Hold liquid inside for a few minutes, then let it run out.

4.1 (optional) Insert yoghurt (check pH - if not 4 - 4.5 then add lime juice) inside you to create a "false creamy cm" environment.

5. Using the needleless syringe again, artificially inseminate yourself with the splime.

6. *Choose - jump and dump OR hips elevated for 1/2 hour.....different beliefs for different people.

7. Visualise your baby girl being conceived!!

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AND Here's excerpts of the posts leading up to the recipe!! Be ready to LYAO!! We were all ROTFL...Sure lightened the day for many of us...-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was reading another board and I kept reading about TBM babies and I finally had to ask what the heck that was~Turkey Baster Method! I guess they were doing it to sway for a certain gender. My DH would have me committed if I suggested that, but it is a funny thought.
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OK,I have to ask....how does using a turkey baster sway the gender?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I think (do not know for sure) but if you want a girl, then they should be deposited lower, because girl swimmers last longer. If you want a boy, deposit higher. That is just my guess
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The explaination I got was way more complicated! She wanted a girl and was taking her DH's sample and adding lime juice and i *think* microwaving for a few secs and somehow spinning them with something she bought at Toys R Us before injecting them. There is a whole board called "determining sex" or something like that. I'm sure they could offer more (and accurate) info. The girl that told me about it had a boy BTW. I've also heard of a girl or boy diet, douching with lime juice, etc.
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I can not imagine microwaving those poor swimmers...... lol!